Okay, so I've found my new favorite movie. I've known of these movies for a long time, I just hadn't seen them till yesterday. This film, though, is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Really, this is the best movie of all time, it includes dinosaurs, a crystal skull, Aztecs, and zombie cowboys, tell right now that you don't want to see this movie, go on do it, it's impossible.
Well, enough with the plot, this article with be showcasing the monsters in the movie, not all of them, because there are some minor cameo ones, but the main ones.
Gramps
Man, I'm not even sure if this guy counts as a monster, this is the most kind hearted zombie you will ever see in a film. Gramps is the great great grand father of Jesse, a man who inherits a house from his parents. Jesse soon learns of his great great grandfather from a photo album in the basement of the house.
Later on, Jesse and his friend Charlie, later go to dig up Gramps, because he was buried with a Crystal Skull that's worth a fortune. Shortly after, he's dug, he comes to life and they bring him to the house. And after, Gramps explains that this Crystal Skull has incredible powers, and that evil is always looking for it.
Dog-A-Pillar
Isn't that just the most adorable thing you've ever seen! It's a Dog Caterpillar, a Dog-A-Pillar! Isn't that just great? This Dog-A-Pillar comes from a prehistoric jungle that comes out of a room upstairs... yay!!! This guy appears later on in the film after a cave man comes from the prehistoric jungle to steel the Skull. After they get the skull from a large Pterodactyl, they fall from a tree and into the basement, this guy coming down with them, along with a...
Baby Pterodactyl
That's right, this movie has a Baby Pterodactyl. This little guy becomes a big problem, because, he's always trying to eat the damn Crystal Skull. But by the end of the movie, they love the little guy and the Dog-A-Pillar, and except him as a pet, and part of the family.
But I have to say, it is nearly impossible to find a picture of this damn thing. I finally found one, but, to have a picture of just him, you'd have to take a screen shot, and I have no idea on how to do that. So if you want a good picture of him, you have to take one yourself.
Slim Razor
Slim Razor was once Gramps' best friend, but they fought over who got the Skull, because they found it together. Gramps shot him dead in the Mojave Desert, and his Zombie still wants the Skull. He doesn't show up till almost the end of the film, and get's in a big shoot out with Jesse.
Jesse kills him by blowing his head to bits with a shot gun. And it's pretty badass when that happens. But as much as this guy is cool, you're so happy when he dies, you'll be like "WHOO-HOO!!! HE DEAD!!!" you probably wont say it like that, but you know what I mean.
Slim also has a rotten skeleton horse, which is brought to life using beautiful stop motion. Though he is only seen for a second in the film, it's great while it lasts.
SIDE NOTE: Instead of continuing the Lovecraftian Horrors series, I'm gonna do this Creature Showcase instead, which is just showing the monsters from various different movies, no big deal, basically what I do anyway, but only from movies with a lot of monsters, and from one movie only.
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