Some More Lesser Known Monsters

 

Well I guess we're doing another one of these then. I really didn't plan on doing another, but I was forced to by my own monster loving mind. So lets get going we got some pretty cool monsters this time. Also, if I give any small typos, I apologies, my keys are super sticky.

Arizona Crawlers

Well because we have no picture, I'm gonna have to give description. And the reason I have no picture, is because none exist. The Arizona Crawlers are a group of creatures, possibly a race. They are all different it seems, The first one seen has white skin, and huge black eyes, then there's one that has deep, nearly black skin. The next one was a smile that stretches from ear to ear, and to many limbs, it describes them as nearly insect-like. Now there are a couple more, but I really don't remember what they look like. They come fro the creepypasta called Arizona, go read it or listen to Mr. Creepypasta read it. Also, for the record, I don't even know if that's there real  name.

The Being

The Being is from the 1983 film of the same name. Now, I've never seen this movie, but I've read about it, and it sounds awesome. But never mind the movie, we're talking about the monster itself right now. The monster is born from radiation, and kills lots of people. The Being is massive, has a huge head, one single eye on it's head, and massive mouth full of large teeth. The monster is killed at the end of the film by being hacked up with an ax. But as I've read,  a new monster reaches from the ground at end of the movie. This monster is badass if you ask me, his design, his movie sounds amazing, and did I mention that his tongue can be used as a tentacle?

The Trash Pack

 The Trash Pack are a toy line of silly, disgusting and some times even disturbing monsters. The one pictured to the left is Flesh Eating Virus, and isn't just adorable. Now, this guy is supposed to a germ, but that's a human hand in it's mouth. So is he microscopic, or fucking huge! All of these monsters seem to be like this, but of course they aren't all germs, some are animals that are dead and disgusting, some are even parasites. They are a beautiful group aren't they. You can check out some more Here, here, and here.

The Townsfolk of Ashley, Kansas 

This isn't an official image. 

The Townsfolk of Ashley, Kansas are a group of resurrected people from the town Ashley, Kansas. They come from the Creepypasta The Disappearance of Ashley Kansas. They don't appear till the end of the pasta, after a series of unexplained events. They are also unexplained, it really doesn't say what they are, just that they came from the woods on fire, and that they are all people that died or disappeared in the town. This happens to be one of my favorite Pastas ever, and these guys are some of my favorite Creeps. 

Iguana 

The Iguana comes from the film Caveman starring Ringo Star. This guy has a great design if you ask me, and he's brought to life through  beautiful Stop Motion. He's at the beginning of the film and near the end. I really haven't seen this movie for a long time, and don't remember much of it, just that it's amazing and retarded at the same time.

That's it for now, there might be another one of these articles, not sure, but probably.

Monsters That Will Make You Say "What In the Fuck?"

Like the last article, we'll talk about some monsters not every one knows about, but will also make you say "What the fuck?!". I like monsters that make your mind feel like you've been a crack tripe for too long, and during this time you've eat tons of LSD. And when I say that, I mean that, I mean I like weird monsters. There's lots of weird monsters out there, and of course I can't name them all, but I'm gonna do my best and name as many as I can.

The Ghoulie Eater

As you guys have probably guesses, I'm a Ghoulies Fan. But this strange Creature isn't really Ghoulie, he's the Ghoulie Eater. He appears in Ghoulies 2, at the end of the film when they have to get rid of the Ghoulies. He is summoned from hell when Sir Nigel (I think that's how you spell his name), reads from a book of magic. After the Ghoulies have all been eaten though, a new problem arises, who do they get rid of the Ghoulie Eater? It's simple, they take a monster suit, and put an explosive in it. See simple. 

After he eats the monster suit, of course, the suit blows up inside of him, killing him, and most likely the not yet digested Ghoulies inside of him. Most people hate this monster, and the ending of the movie, but I love it. The Monster itself, looks like the Fish Ghoulie, just real big.

King Jellyjam

King Jellyjam, appeared in the Goosebumps series, written by R. L. Stine. He is a massive glob of mutated Jell-O or Pudding that lives in a mine shaft., FUN RIGHT!!! But wait It get's better. The monster sweats little black snails and is stinky, YAY!!! He also runs a camp, where he makes children wash him through psychic mind control, because his hands are too stubby for him to wash himself. So I guess he's just Jell-O that's smelly.

I've never really read any of these books, because they were written before I was born. I was born in the year 2000, and I'm pretty sure these books where written in the 90's. I'm considering reading this one though, even though I feel like I'm too old, and a few others. 

The Evil Patrixxx Cast

As you guys can tell, I have a slight and creepy obsession with Evil Patrixxx. And because Evil Patrixxx is one of my guilty pleasures, I couldn't pick one character to put in this list, instead, I went with the entire cast. The whole cast is only five characters, and all of them, look like cracked out Sponge Bob characters. The main character is, of course, Evil Patrixxx. And all of them are ancient beings of evil and good, although, the only truly good character is Patrixxx. Then the other main character is Patrixxx, a  benevolent version of Evil Patrixxx, who is best friends with SpongeBoxxx. SpongeBoxxx is a somewhat evil creature created by a super angle (don't even ask, I don't know what any of that means my self), and then dropped into the sea. And then there's Squidwarxxx, the best friend of Evil Patrixxx, who is known to be grumpy and violent.

And because The Evil Patrixxx Wiki now allows original "Xxx", I created my own characted, Mr. Krabxxx. A evil Mr. Krabs looking creature who fell from the sky into a viking battle and one purpose in life is to kill, kill, and kill some more.  And what's really cool, is that the universe can keep growing, because the wiki allows you to keep making more characters, and hopefully, they'll continue to be more and more "what the fuck?!" worthy.

Snakeweed

I just watch to start by saying, I've never seen this show, but i plan to in the future. Snakeweed is a cross between a man and a weed, and his name is Snakeweed,, because as a human, His name was Snake, get it? That's all I have to say about this guy really, just felt like I should include him.

Pustulump

The Pustulump, is a monster from the Mortasheen Universe, and I felt like I should save him for last, because he's so awesome. The Pustulump is bassically a lump of oozing, and festering wounds, that squirt and spray everywhere. But under this lump of lumpyness, is a hidden humanoid creature with a disfigured human-like face! Yes, yes it's beautiful. I'm sorry but I just love this creature, it's so fucking amazing, as is almost everything that comes from Jonathan Wojcik's mind (Mr. Wojcik is the creator of this beautiful creature).

Some Lesser Known Monsters

We all know the main monsters of media, Freddy, Jason, Godzilla, The Predator, ect., ect. But there are so many great underrated or even UNKNOWN monsters, either from movies or maybe even in real life. Lets give some of these guys some love and attention and get on with the article!

Peter Griffin's Hairless Twin

Now I know you don't really think about monsters when you think about Family Guy, you think about poop and wiener jokes, but Family Guy really does have some good and sometimes even disturbing creatures, and The Hairless Twin fits in both those categories. The Hairless Twin makes his first and only appearance in the episode Fresh Heir where it is shown that Peter keeps him in the Storm Shed and is mean and cruel to him. He is fed egg shells and coffee grounds and the moon light burns his skin. Watch his first and beautiful appearance here!!! (WARNING: Crappy video quality)

The Deadly Spawn

The Deadly Spawn are from the 1983 film The Deadly Spawn. They start out as a tadpole type creature and quickly grow larger and larger and eat everything in sight. The young boy is the first person in the family to see the monsters when he finds them in the basement eating his dead mother and he also figures out that the monsters can't, but they hunt by hearing things. I don't want to ruin the end of the movie for you, because it's badass. Go watch this film, it's not great, but it bad, and there lot's of monsters, and what more do you really need in this movie. You can watch it on YouTube, so go watch it now!

 Ghoulies 

Now the Ghoulies franchise has a fairly large cult following, but I felt I should put these guys in any way. The original three Ghoulies (The Fish, Cat, and Rat Ghoulies) are in the first three film. And after The Ghoulies Go To Collage, we get a new set of Ghoulies. I've never truly seen the the last two movies, only the the first two. I saw the second one first, when I was small, and wouldn't see the first one till years later. These movies are some of the first Horror Films I ever saw, or at least remember seeing. But enough of my little sappy nostalgic story. 

The Ghoulies are little demons from hell (of course), that reek havoc. The first movie has more demons than the second one does, because it's not just the five little demons that everyone is used to from the second movie. The first movie has at least three of the green guys, and a few demons that never make into other movies, like a woman with a tongue that chocks people, and a melting clown that turns into a green demon thing, and lots of other cool stuff. But the second movie, has the puppet monsters that everyone is used to seeing. The fourth film has only two demons, and they're completely different ones. They aren't puppets, and the where cloths, and they look more like people. They're also little people in costumes instead of puppets.

Sumatran Rat Monkey

The Sumatran Rat Monkey is from the film Dead Alive (a.k.a. Brain Dead) made by Peter Jackson. The Sumatran Rat Monkey play a big part in the movie, he bits the protagonist's mother, causing her to turn into a zombie. And here's a lovely little piece of trivia, he's from Skull Island. His cargo cage also makes a little cameo appearance in the 2005 King Kong film. Not only is the monster badass, but the film it's from is badass. It has an awesome array of zombies, and if you haven't seen it, go check it out, it's worth it.

Eyeball Creature

The Eyeball Creature, comes from Big Trouble In Little China. The film, directed by John Carpenter, is pretty well known, but the creature itself never really gets any love. The creature acts as a spy for Lo-Pan, and is a lovely little character. I think it might be brought to life by using Stop Motion, which I absolutely love. The Creature's design isn't only awesome, but it's also beautifully down.

Scarabs

The Scarabs appear in the Mummy Remake Series. The films themselves are pretty well known, but the creatures aren't. These flesh eating little beetles, are beautiful. In the second film they go into people throats, and eat them from the inside. I really haven't seen the first remake, in quite awhile, and I really don't even remember if these guys are in that movie.

Well that's it for know, I might write a sequel article, but I wouldn't count on it, but maybe.

Fowls and Dinosaurs

So, here's my theory, if the the chicken's closest living relative is the Velociraptor, and they say that the Velociraptor had feathers, does that they might have had other chicken like features? Such as waddles, the weird flaps on the top of the head, and maybe even had the same colored feathers? And does that make it correct to say that males would be roosters and females hens? 

Also would they be able to survive with out a head? Could they run around and even survive for days with out a head? I personally think so, and I also think that they would have chicken-like features.

The Internet Is A Beautiful Place part 2

Yes the Internet is a beautiful place, why, you ask? Well it's simple really...

This is why...

...this is why...

... and of course this is why.

Creepypasta.com

Creepypasta.com is a great website, it contains a massive collection of short horror stories a.k.a. Creepypastas. I prefer Creepypasta Wiki myself, but I know that a lot of people like Creepypasta.com, so I figured that I needed to put on the article. This website is an important part of the Creepypasta Culture, and without it, Pastas might not have become so popular.

Mr. Creepypasta

Oh boy, Mr.Creepypasta, you're so great. Mr.Creepypasta is great, the most famous of all the creepypasta readers. If you know of Creepypastas, then you most likely know of Mr. Creepypasta, and he needs no introduction. I really don't have anything to say about him though.

Furbearingbrick

Furbearingbrick, is one of my favorite deviants, and the creator of Worm Jeff. Furbearingbrick is on deviantART and you should go check out her page and all her art and stories if you know what's good for you.

Wikizilla

Wikizilla is awesome, really it is. If you're a Godzilla fan, you probably know of Wikizilla. But if you don't, here it is! Wikizilla is an "encyclopedia" if you will, of Godzilla movies, characters, and all things Godzilla. If you're new to Godzilla, and want to know more, go check it out, LOTS of info.

That's it for know, so till next time, this Mordle Warrior sign'n out.