Saturday, May 31, 2014

The Gate Demons




The film The Gate is an amazing piece of cinema art. Not to mention it has some of the best Demons of all time, right after The Evil Dead Series and Demon Knight. Sadly though, It doesn't have a lot of them, but when you seem them, you shit your pants from amazement.

Minions

The Minions get the most screen time of all the other demons. They are by far some of the scariest demons of all cinema in my opinion. They also have one of the coolest designs in my opinion, though they may only be about one foot tall, they mob in numbers. They also do turn into the next monster we have in plan.


Zombie
I love this Demon, as simple as his design is, he is still beautiful. But i really don't have anything to say about him.






Demon Lord
The Demon Lord, or Grand Master, is the overlord of the lesser Demons. His design is just beautiful, look at all those arms, his body is like a worm too. The Demon Lord and others like him were once the rulers of the universe, how they were fired is never really said.






Other than demons this movie has other great things, such as...

...melting Telephones...


...melting faces...


...Zombies that break into small demons...


.And what ever the hell this.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

The Internet Is A Beautiful Place part 1

 The internet is a beautiful place, and you may be asking why, well...

This is why...


And this is why...


And this...

Yes, the internet is a beautiful place, full of beautiful things, beautiful people, and things that are just down right strange. Of all the lovely things on the computer, I have list of favorites, lets talk about this said list...



Bogleech, is maybe my all time favorite website of all time and space. I go on this website probably at least five times a day. Bogleech is the home of Mortasheen, the best thing in the world. I'm not gonna ruin Mortasheen for you by explaining exactly what it is, you just need to go and see for your self, and you won't be disappointed. Bogleech also has a large archive of Articles written by him, that are amazing and sometimes disturbingly beautiful. And those articles include toy reviews, lists of monsters you didn't even know existed, and other strange and wonderful things. Bogleech also has a store !!!! It has the best selection of t-shirts ever! Shirts with monsters, shirts with parasites, and even shirts with Butt Snipes. The store also has a few other things, such as stickers with the guy's art work (This man is an amazing artist), and others things that I don't want to spoil for you. And finally Bogleech has  THIS!!!!!!, I can't tell you what "this" is, it is the most terrifying thing I've seen, and you have to see it for your self.


The SCP Foundation , oh now we're getting started... in a really weird way. We've talked about SCP before, with a list of my favorite SCPs. SCP is by far one of my favorite websites, it has everything, monsters, talking Beatles albums, and even vases that make little monsters. As much as I love The SCP Foundation, not a lot to say about it.


Marble Hornets , is amazing, if you aren't watching it, you're really missing out. Marble Hornets is terrifying, it also features two of the most famous and scary proxies of all times, Masky and Hoody. Marble Hornets also made up the famous circle and x, symbol, which is used universally by slender fans. I'm only on the 60th episode or so, and I'm on the edge of my seat all the way. Go and watch it if you know what's good for you.

Well this is the end of part one, I'll try and get the second part written by the memorial day.  




Thursday, May 15, 2014

13 Days In Hell


  13 Days In Hell is a first person shooter game made by QiGames, that in enjoyable, fun, and extremely terrifying! The game takes place in of course Hell, and you play as the chosen one who has to survive 13 days in Hell. As you play the days get harder and harder and more and more demons and zombies show up, sounds fun all ready right?
Zombies

 The Zombies/Demons appear to be people with axes and burlap sacks over their heads, or they have burnt heads, one or the other.  But those are just the basic the Demons, there's others that I don't have pics of. The others are strange demons that look like the normal demons but with shoulder pads, helmets and what appear to be crowbars. 







    The other zombies are called Butchers, and look nothing like the others. They look kinda like a mix between Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, but with black clothing. The Butchers are the hardest to kill, and by far the scariest.

   
    I've only been to Day 9 (the levels go by days), so there could more demons/zombies as the days go. I was hoping for maybe some more Satan looking demons, you know with red skin, forked tails, and horns, but no...



Not a long article to day, just a little review of the game. So till next, this Mordle Warrior signing off.