Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Internet Creeps

The Internet is full of creeps, whether they're Slender Man or real life people, they stock the dark back allies of web. We're gonna talk about some of the best (and/or most disturbing) creeps on the internet.

Unwanted House Guest
Unwanted House Guest is one of my favorite creeps. Whether you know him by his name or not, you've seen him on the Internet before. He was created on 4chan, and has ever since been used as a meme series with scary and/or disturbing captions, as shown to the left. He is one of the most famous creeps on the internet, and by far one of my favorites




Evil Patrixxx
I know what you're thinking... WHAT THE FUCK!!! And that is a natural reaction. Evil Patrixxx doesn't fit into the "Best" category, but into the "Disturbing As Fuck" category. I'll give you all his basic history. Evil Patrixxx was born from the sky in the year 2000 .AD. His soul purpose is to kill Patrixxx (yes there's another one) and his friend Spongboxxx. That's all the history I'm gonna put down a here, if you're interested in more of his history, go here.







Masky
Masky, in my opinion, is maybe one of the scariest characters in all of Internet lore. He  is by far the scariest proxy, and one of coolest creeps every. Masky of course originates from Marble Hornets, along with Hoody. Masky is my favorite proxy, yes even more so than Ticci-Toby or Hoody.



The Operator 
The Operator, not Slender Man, is the main antagonist from Marble Hornets. He is the personification of fear in my eyes. He is also way cooler than normal Slender Man (I'll probably be assassinated for saying that).





The Rake
 The Rake is one of the coolest Creeps on the internet. I love The Rake, he's awesome. I remember the first time I listened to Mr.CreepyPasta read The Rake, I crapped my pants from both fear and amazement. 

And also, he is dead sexy. I mean look at him, he's got the looks, he's got the curves, and his skin is amazing.






That's it for now, so till next time, this Mordle Warrior signing off.