Dafuq Taxidermy

I'm not sure either. 

Taxidermy hasn't ever really been a big interest of mine, manly because I think it's fucked up and gross, and kinda wrong in general. But... every once in a while you'll see some taxidermy that will make you gasp, and not in a good way. But because you are completely perplexed, or maybe even grossed out. Well today I'll be showing you all some weird ass taxidermy that i found off this Facebook page: Crappy Taxidermy.  I don't know were any of this stuff comes from, but if you do, please leave a comment telling me.

Goat of Hell

I thought we would start on one of my favorites, one I call the Goat of Hell. This isn't even the strangest we have on the list, yay, get ready for nightmares. I have no idea what species of goat this is, or where it came from. But it reminds me of Baphomet, one of my favorite demons. The lack of a nose makes this thing so fucking creepy, that and the strangely humanoid teeth. the two things just really make a creepy vibe. This thing also reminds me of the Laughing Deer Head from Evil Dead II, and if you haven't seen that, go look it up on YouTube right now. 

The Soul Eater

This one also reminds me of Baphomet, but more foxy! I love the red eyes, and the deer antlers. Also is this thing wielding a club? I swear to god that this thing has a club. And if it has a club, why? What does it use this club for? I thing of it as dropping from the trees and hitting people over the head with it. And then dragging the people back up into the trees, and then using them to make Taxidermy. 

American Glory

Who ever made this, had some American Spirit. It's not a Bald Eagle though, you can tell but the fact that there's not black on it, and that it would be a Federal Crime to use a Bald Eagle. I really don't have anything to say about this though.

The Tree Climber

I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to be. I think it's some kind of lemur, but I can't be sure. It looks like some kind of Hell Spawn created by Satan himself, then boiled alive, skinned, then had it's skin put back on. It reminds me of a music video I saw along time ago, I can't remember what it was though.

Wilbur Goatly

This is apparently from South Korea, and it's just beautiful. I feel this this guy is a business man of sorts, maybe a shoe sales man, or maybe even dentist. But he most definitely talks in an Irish accent, and of course he loves scotch liquor. But, why are there cords over his shoulders?

Shitting Squirrel

Okay, um, what do I even say about this? It's a squirrel taking a shit in an out house while smoking and drinking.

The Cagoatsnake Hawk

Um, well it's what the title says, a cat/goat/snake/hawk, and only half of it. And the fact that it's only half of it, makes me wonder what the other half would look like, more goat? Maybe some deer? More snake? All would be great, and maybe all of those are there at once. Just think, what if three different bodies morphed together, but only the the front half morphed, leaving behind three different backsides fully intact.

Rat-O-Pede

This brings to mind something we don't want to think about doesn't it? Well, you'll be forced to think about it while you read about this one.This thing is pure horror, just imagine this this crawling through your pipes, or maybe through the dirty cloths in the basement, maybe even your bed? I'll let you all think about that.

The Rare Im-Runningouta-Names

This is a cat with a beak, antlers, wings, and some kind of weird back legs. This is one of my favorites, I don't know why, but it reminds me of a Jack-O-Lope to the extreme. But keep in mind, Jack-O-Lopes did often have wings and fangs in early stories. This also reminds me of something from Japanese mythology, not anything in particular, but something that would be in one of those crazy stories.

The This Thing

Um... I'm running out of things to say here, this appears to be a human jaw, on a mouse's body, with an eye-ball in place of it's head. These are just getting to strange.

Um...

I... I'm done...